You can always just search SoCalUncensored for the old press releases. Here is a link:
http://www.socaluncensored.com/modules.php?name=SearchOne of my favorites:
http://www.socaluncensored.com/article243.html"...City of Commerce, California - With Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's (
http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com) "Are You Adequately Prepared To Rock?" just mere days away, questions are flying left and right about this show such as "Is the show in a bad neighborhood?", "How much for kids?", and "Will Joey Ryan hit on my girlfriend?" While we didn't intend to answer any of those, our financial advisor, Joel J. Silverman, said we really should.
The show is not in a safe neighborhood, and the area itself is dangerous to the following ethnicities: African American, Hispanic or those of Latin Origin, Caucasian, Asian, and those of all others. PWG will not be held responsible for muggings, assaults, murders, or all other criminal activities committed against/by you or your party.
Tickets are General Admission, and are $18 for ages 12 and up, $12 for ages 12 and younger (International studies have concluded that while $12 may seem like a very low price, most children ages 6-12 have a higher per capita income than most adults ages 13-95, so we're banking on that extra money going toward wonderful PWG Merchandise, such as DVDs!) and children 3 and under are free (Infants are by far the poorest age group of any, so PWG is actually giving back to the our under privileged fans, and the community in general.)
Lastly, Joey Ryan WILL hit on your girlfriend..."