Police arrest naked 'Terminator'
Mon 13 Jul 10:46 AM
A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.
19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.
Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future - a reference to the film character made popular by Arnold Schwarznegger in the sci-fi franchise. The films usually start with a naked man being transported to the past.
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.
"Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator "
Fools. Clearly this is an 800 series Cyborg Model 101.
Someone needs to let the LVPD know that the Terminator is an infiltration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough...but outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair...blood. Grown for the cyborgs.
This ain't no lousy 600 series with rubber skin.
You were warned.