Dr. Dlok wrote:Big Joe wrote:Only hotter diva is Trish, so I'm keeping my mouth shut.
Please Melina, Ashley, Candice, and Maria look hotter.
WannaB wrote:This is one of many reasons why the WWE has been failing for years. They spend all their time & money on building up a roster of 17... 17 fucking "divas" who suck ass in the ring, and have no business being there.
I had no idea they had that many. What a fucking joke.
I feel bad that if someone wants major financial success or the realization of a dream of being in the WWE that they have to sell themselves short and work a bullshit job like this.
Dr. Dlok wrote:This is how the divas rank.
Trish Stratus (9.0)
Torrie Wilson (5.5)
Candice Michelle (8.0)
Mickie James (7.5)
Beth Phoenix (5.5)
Lillian Garcia (6.5)
Michelle McCool (5.0)
Jillian Hall (5.5)
Kelly Kelly (6.5)
Shelly Martinez (5.5)
Dr. Dlok wrote:Mickie James is a lazy, fat, bitch. I remember Alexis Laree from way back, and she wasn't like that. She was a dare-devil. Now she turned into shit.
Dr. Dlok wrote:Speak for yourself. Trish, Victoria, Mickie, Jillian, Shelly, Trinity, & Melina are all great in the ring.
=DDT= wrote:There's ways to rate the divas... Hottness, In Ring, and How they look in a Bikini.... Im only gonna list the top five in each category IMO
5 Kelly Kelly
5. Stacy - I miss her but she still makes it cause of her ass
I think they should only have maybe 4-5 divas at all and make them all be good wrestlers right now it looks like it could be Trish, Mickey, Victoria, Melina, (WILD CARD) recently i've been impressed with Candice but with Beth Phoenix comes back i think she is gonna blow Candice out of the water
All the other ones should be for the occassional Bikini contest or whatever on smackdown
Thanks for that time tested, scientific method, of "hotness" measurement...
PsychoDriver wrote:Thanks for that time tested, scientific method, of "hotness" measurement...
Ever since the dawn of drunk frat boys the methods of ranking unobtainable women on TV has always been an unquestioned scientific method. Seeing how they look in bikinis is just the tip of the iceberg. It's more complicated than you think.
First, it's all about how their FAT THEIR ASSES ARE! The fatter the ass, the better the bitch. If it bounces, the bitches get bonus points. Second is their tits. If they got tits that are big, that helps. Faces aren't a big thing anymore. A bitch can have the most wrecked face, but it can be cancelled out by their bodies as long as they have a FATASS or BIG TITS. The biggest wildcard though is slut factor. If the woman seems like she's easy to sleep with, she gets a lot of points. Like Trish seems like the nice girl who would put out if she gets drunk. A bitch like Candice seems like the kind of bitch who'll suck your dick, no questions asked. She gets major points for that. Now if you excuse me now, I gotta pound some keggers and get totally wasted with my boys AK-47, Tank, and Jeff and we're look at bitches in the club.
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