From a Joey Ryan Myspace thingy:
For those wondering why I didn't wrestle in AZ on Sat...
Body: Here's a little story that I like to call "The Blythe Have Eyes."
Like most horror movies, this story starts out with car trouble in the middle of nowhere.
Scott, Candice, Tornado & Ron REALLY wanted to go to Wallmart
Scott & Tornado were really happy to be stuck in Blythe.
Finding a bone on the ground was a comforting feeling.
We figured we get one last picture of all of us alive. Everybody kept saying that I was gonna be the first to be killed. WTF! (Not pictured - Shirley on the phone)
Like a good horror movie, we decided to get drunk.(Andy's note: :( First smoking, now drinking. WTF Joey?)
Moments before a drunk Scott completely offends Candice's Dad, who at that point was our only hope of getting home that night.
Meanwhile in Arizona...
You smug bastard Frankie!
THE END.
Apologies to anyone who bought a ticket to see me in Arizona. And lets not kid ourselves - that was everybody who went! =)